Despite recent pressure from the White House, schools and businesses across the country are unlikely to resume in-person functions for the foreseeable future due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. But going “online-only” has posed challenges of its own. However, Microsoft Team’s brand new slew of updates and features seek to address some of those problems and make this new era of physical isolation just a little less exhausting.

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Microsoft hopes to help attendees of online meetings feel more connected to everyone else on the call using AI-driven processes. For example, Together Mode is designed to combat Zoom Fatigue by leveraging segmentation technology to set the call participants on a shared background “making it feel like you’re sitting in the same room with everyone else in the meeting or class,” according to a Wednesday press release. Doing so reportedly helps people focus on the nonverbal cues of the other folks on the call. That feature is expected to roll out next month. Conversely, Microsoft is also releasing Dynamic View which gives call moderators more control over how shared content is displayed during a meeting by automatically optimizing the featured content and participants. For example if Bill from Accounting has the latest quarter’s sales numbers the call mod can push his spreadsheet and his video feed to the forefront of the meeting.

This isn’t Snapchat’s first COVID-19 filter. In March, it added mental health tools to help ease coronavirus anxiety through the “Here For You” tool. Those include information from the Crisis Text Line, Ad Council, WHO and CDC. A couple weeks later, Snapchat added lenses that encourage social distancing, hand washing and the importance of not touching your face.

Like seemingly all communication platforms, Snapchat has seen an uptick in activity with more people staying home. It reported a 50 percent increase in its calling feature during the last two weeks of March.

Snapchat isn’t alone in supporting the WHO’s COVID-19 relief fund. A 12-hour Stream Aid Charity Marathon on Twitch last month raised 2.8 million for the Solidarity Response Fund. The game studio Ndemic Creations, behind Plague Inc., donated $250,000, and late-night hosts and musicians will come together on April 18th for a virtual benefit concert. Donations will support the WHO’s work to track and understand the virus, ensure patients get the care they need, provide frontline workers with essential supplies and accelerate efforts to develop vaccines, tests and treatments.

Users will be able to see apps that have unread notifications, or filter apps by most recent activity. The list view will also include Siri-powered smart suggestions, so for example, it might recommend the Music app when you get to the gym, 9to5Mac says.

The changes could make it easier to see all of your downloaded apps at once. The format sounds similar to the List View option in Watch OS, but that doesn’t offer as many sorting options, at least not yet.

This is the second iOS 14 rumor that we’ve heard so far this week. Just yesterday, 9to5Mac spotted code that suggests the updated operating system may expand mouse support with iPadOS 14.

It started off innocently enough: “What Disney princess are you?” “What Pokémon are you?” Then things got a bit more cerebral. “What’s your best quality?” “What should your New Year resolution be?” Then it got dark: “What’s your crippling anxiety?” And then it just got weird: “What type of hole are you?”

The premise is simple. Load up the filter, stare dead-eyed into the camera lens and hold down the trigger button and wait with bated breath to discover what kind of whatever you are. Your reaction is recorded, and you can choose to share your result with your followers if you want to (and everybody wants to). You’ve also got the option to try or save an effect, but most people seem content using them just the once. It’s basically a more instantaneous, shinier take on the ol’ random Buzzfeed quiz, created at a grassroots level by Instagram-using artists and programmers.

And “random” is the keyword here, because despite the filter giving the illusion of complex number-crunching — a light beam scanning your face, for example — the results are generally completely arbitrary. As @DarkArtsPhoto — maker of the “What’s your crippling anxiety?” filter — tells me, the majority of creators use a randomize function on their AR software (the Facebook-made Spark is a popular choice). “In simple terms, this software instructs the camera to look at your face, gleans info about the shape and position of your face and then simply slaps the effect on your face with one of the predetermined outcome options,” @DarkArtsPhoto says. “I haven’t seen anything describing a formula to utilize camera or environment to influence a number.”

That’s not to say a smarter kind of filter isn’t feasible, but it would likely require a heap more work than their random counterparts. According to the creators I spoke to, these filters can take only a couple of hours (if that) to put together, and the pay-off is pretty remarkable. Filippo Soccini — the maker behind the popular “In 2020 I will be…” filter — says his creation has been seen two billion times since it launched and has been used 330 million times.

Meanwhile, Christopher Gu‘s portfolio of filters — which range from “Never Have I Ever” to “Which dog breed r u?” — has picked up well over 100 million impressions, including 60 million in their first seven days on the platform. During that period, then, Gu’s filters were being used 100 times per second around the world.

Some brands have found a way to use these filters to their advertising advantage. UK chicken chain Nando’s, for example, attempted a “What Nando’s spice level are you?” filter, which seems rather uninspired in the face of indie offerings like “What mythical cryptid are you?” For grassroots creators, though, the pay-off comes in the form of massive exposure, more followers and a warm glow that they’re helping folk around the world waste time in a very efficient manner — and that’s largely down to the curious way Instagram made these filters usable.

There’s no central database from which to pick and choose these specific filters — you either find them via someone else’s story or on the profile of its creator if you follow them. Their popularity depends entirely on them spreading through Story feeds, so you need to actively engage with the platform to use them. The chances are, once you’ve used a specific one, you’ll soon see your friends following suit, and that particular filter will then spread into different social circles. Creators that have a bigger social circle have a better chance of their filter spreading far and wide, resulting in users coming back to their profile out of curiosity. For Gu, this gives potential post-college recruiters an idea of his entrepreneurial, creative chutzpah. For others, such as @TheDarkArtsPhoto, it’s a fun tie-in with the account’s existing content and services.

This is also why many of these filters have managed to shirk any issues of copyright. While there are a number of clauses attached to the use of copyrighted material on both Spark and Instagram, filters asking “What McDonald’s dollar menu item are you?” is nothing but free advertising for the company, so creators muddying the waters here have thus far flown under the radar. Although as @DarkArtsPhoto says, “If people start making money off filters, I bet some lawyers will prick their ears up soon enough.”

But to the matter at hand. These filters would not have seen such meteoric popularity nor appeared in their droves, were it not for their immense appeal. Something about their entire MO sparked interest in even the most apathetic Instagram filter user. Even I — a ham-fisted elder Millennial who feels a bit queasy about selfies and has only really just gotten to grips with Story GIFs — was extremely here for them. Ask me what type of anything I am. Go on. I bet I can tell you.

There are, of course, no end of studies illustrating the feel-good fix that social media provides. Posting a picture of your shining visage online can bring about lots of dopamine-dosing feels. But the appeal of these specific types of filters goes a little deeper still, according to neuroscientist and author of The Idiot Brain, Dr Dean Burnett. (Disclaimer: He and I run a neuroscience-based podcast together called Brain Yapping). According to him, a large part of it comes down to the randomization of it all.

“Humans are an extremely social species by default, so the opportunity to share something with your group is tempting already,” he says. “But there’s also a consistent human drive to quantify ourselves — we do it all the time, with everything.” Burnett points to things like our weight, our height, age, salary and follower count as examples of things we use to define ourselves. “This kind of quantifiable data gives us certainty and feeds into our self-image.”

But does knowing what dog-wearing-sunglasses you are really count as quantifiable data? Especially when the outcome is entirely random? “The fact that it’s all random nonsense is irrelevant,” he says. “It’s still satisfying to know what type of thing you are. And it’s actually advantageous to the ‘sharing with the group’ dynamic — there’s no risk involved. If you get a complimentary result, great. If you get an insulting one, you can act surprised and appalled in an amusing and engaging way, and nobody can judge you because it’s all meaningless.”

Risk — or rather, the lack of it — is actually a much bigger draw to these filters than we might realise, says Burnett, especially in comparison to the regular selfie, for which Instagram is so well known. Selfie shame, sadly, is a very real phenomenon. People — often women — are afraid to share photos of themselves for fear of appearing vain or arrogant, and there’s the risk that they put themselves out there in what they think is a nice photo, only to receive deafening silence in return — or worse, criticism.

These Instagram filters bypass all of that, says Burnett. “You’re not saying, ‘Hey look how nice my face looks.’ You’re saying, ‘Look what this software thinks my face means,’ and it’s hard to take exception to that. A filter that took a reading of your knee or elbow probably wouldn’t be as successful, so it’s a visual humblebrag, of sorts, and there’s no risk of rejection.”

But these are not motivating factors for the filters’ creators. When asked what they believe the appeal of them is, answers typically included things like, “they’re funny,” or “they’re relatable.” Or the most common response among those I spoke with: “They’re a good way to waste time.”

This quiz filter frenzy does appear to be dying down now — replaced instead with parodies and memes of the whole episode. But I can’t guarantee I won’t tap on another one if it orbits into my social sphere, putting it in front of other filter fans and causing the whole cycle to kick off again. What kind of insufferable Instagram trend am I? I already know the answer to that one.

Called Time Machine, the new Snap lens lets you change your appearance by dragging a slider across your screen. Slide to the left, and you’ll look younger. Slide to the right, and you’ll watch yourself age. Time Machine is available beginning today, and it works with both front and rear facing cameras, so you can test the lens on friends and family, too.

Also in the update are gamertag improvements for console, following the PC update that saw the addition of 13 worldwide alphabets and a new display option. These are now supported on profiles, friends lists, messages, clubs and more. Current players can keep their existing Xbox tag without having to do anything.

Xbox has also introduced customizable text filters, so you get to decide what’s acceptable and what isn’t in the text-based messages you receive. There are four filter levels, ranging from friendly (keep it clean), through medium, mature and unfiltered (where anything goes). Xbox is keen to stress that players can still report messages that violate community standards, though, regardless of the filter level you choose. Configure your message safety by going to Settings > General > Online safety & family > Privacy & online safety > Message safety.

Other update changes include Mixer viewing improvements — you can move Mixer chat around your screen or hide it altogether — plus additional languages support for voice-to-text dictation, including Spanish, French, German, Italian, Norweigian, Portuguese, Japanese and Simplified Chinese. More are set to arrive with future updates.

Elsewhere, the Settings menu has had a makeover in aid of simplicity and ease of use, and a number of new console set up improvements mean that from now onwards, gamers who buy a brand new Xbox One will have the option to customize their Xbox One’s language, time zone, power settings, and more through the Xbox app for iOS or Android while the Xbox console is installing the latest system update. So that’s less time messing around, and more time gaming.

VSCO is giving Snapchat users a taste of what its photography app can offer. The popular photo-slash-filter app has teamed up with Snapchat and released its first lens for the platform called “Analog.” It comes with two filters, and according to VSCO, they’re new and exclusive to the platform. Film, the first of the two, mimics the light glares, leaks and distortion that can appear on film. Meanwhile, Prism can produce a whimsical, refracted double effect. Like any other filter, they can be used individually or combined — they also work on both static photos and videos.

The expansion comes as part of a wider effort to curb abuse that includes reply moderation. It won’t stop some of the worst offenders, such as those who intend to carry out threats whether or not you read their DMs. It should, however, give you a way to leave your message inbox open to people you don’t follow without giving creeps an easy way to make your life miserable.